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Tom Delay
To the tune of Barbara Ann -- The Beach Boys 
© 2005 Dennis Mansker Tom-Tom-Tom, Tom-Tom Delay Tom-Tom-Tom, Tom-Tom Delay. Oh, Tom Delay-ay-ay, that Tom Delay-ay-ay. Ya got me weepin' and a-reelin'', Wailin' and a-squealin', Tom Delay, Tom-Tom, Tom-Tom Delay. I went down to Texas, lookin' for some excess, Saw Tom Delay who was actin' kinda reckless. Tom Delay-ay-ay, Tom-Tom Delay-ay-ay, Whatcha say-ay-ay, oh Tom Delay-ay-ay? The Bugman cocked his head, his hand was out for bread, He looked me in the eye and this is what he said: "I'm Tom Delay-ay-ay, I get my way-ay-ay. Lobbyists on their knees, I get to fly for free, Those pesky ethics rules, they don't apply to me. I'm Tom Delay-ay-ay, Tom-Tom Delay-ay-ay. Brain-dead Terri Schiavo I tried to keep alive-o. The judge said not so fast; I said judge your ass is grass, I'm Tom Delay-ay-ay, The Hammer Tom Delay-ay-ay. Judicial activism, worse than communism, Kill the judges off and welcome in fascism." That's Tom Delay-ay-ay, Oh Tom Delay-ay-ay. I came home at three, saw The Hammer on tv, Tried to go to sleep and dream that I was free. Oh Tom Delay-ay-ay, please go away-ay-ay. Oh Tom Delay-ay-ay, no you can't stay-ay-ay. I woke up on the rug, Tom was lurkin' like a thug. He said you commie Democrat I'm gonna pull your plug. Oh Tom Delay-ay-ay, I wanna go away-ay-ay. Oh Tom Delay-ay-ay, I don't wanna stay-ay-ay. You got me screamin' and a-dreamin', Schemin' about leavin', Tom Delay-ay-ay, Tom-Tom Delay. |