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Turd Blossom Special
To the tune of Orange Blossom Special -- Johnny Cash 
© 2005 Dennis Mansker Look a yonder comin' It's a political hack, Democrats are runnin' And they are not lookin' back. It's the Turd Blossom Special, And he's on the attack. Outed an undercover agent Couldn't wait to tell the news, He gave her up to Novak, He's got the Valerie blues, He's the Turd Blossom Special, Should be quakin' in his shoes. "Say man, when you gonna get sent to prison?" "When I'm gonna get sent to prison? Won't go, don't reckon I ever will." "Ain't you worried about gettin' your Bush man in trouble?" "He don't care if do-lie-do-lie-do-lie-do-lie." I think you better listen, I think that he's run out of hope, I think he's goin' to prison, He will not be able to cope, Poor old Turd Blossom Special, When he's playing drop the soap. |